Universal truths about having an 11-year-old daughter
-Knowing they are growing..things.. sends you into a panic
-Every boy that talks to them has a rare contagious disease. Well, that’s the lie I tell my kid
-Your gray hairs multiply like rabbits
-You brush up on algebra after they go to bed so you don’t look foolish when they ask for help.
-When they ask to spend the night at someone’s house, you immediately think of Nancy Grace and firmly tell…