Five years ago corporate said we had to start a recycling program for Earth Day, so Dwight took the lead on that and introduced us to a very close friend of his named Recyclops. The next year, he really stepped things up. A year after that, Recyclops really began to take shape. Then, tragedy struck Recyclops when his fictional planet was attacked by some other ficticious thing I can’t remember. I think this was also the year that he renounced Earth Day and vowed to destroy the planet he once loved. God bless you, Recyclops, and your cold robot heart.

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